1) Team to watch - Celtic
2) Player to watch - Scott Brown
3) First team to be relegated - Whoever loses the most games
4) First Manger sacked - Dunno
5) Pundit to listen to - None they all talk shit
6) Pre-game beer of choice - None ... Dont drink
7) Half time snack - Pie & Bovril
8) Chant of the year - HAHA HAHA HA HA HA HA at the huns
9) Most looked forward to away game - Huns v Celtic

10) Most unlikely headline - Rangers win the league