The other day I was walking my dog, when I came across a strange and wizened old man who sold me Eight magic beans and an "Unbeatable Tactic" for FM.
So I trotted off home to plant my beans and try out the tactic.
And guess what? The tactic didn't work, so it's obviously a flaw in your horribly broken game.
I know this because outside my house an enormous beanstalk stands tall and proud so the little old man was telling the truth.
Shame on you for making such a broken game.
Moan, whine, rant, cry, complain, moan moan moan etc etc.
*Only joking. I'm a fanboy really. Nothin but love for you.
(I'll probably get warned for starting a pointless thread

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